So today I went to my Rebound trampoline aerobic class thing, I actually love this class, except today I was the only one....
After a workout so streneous my stomach STILL hurts 3 hours later I'm feeling pretty good about myself, the bikini body I'm aiming for seems almost within my grasp. Almost. I'm sure if I eat nothing but a handful of museli and a shiny green apple I'll get there.
When I began working for Benefit I assumed that all Benebabes would be skinny pretty and blonde, and working with Elle proves me right, she is skinny pretty and blonde but extremely nice with it, and surprisingly one of the most genuine girls I've met in a long time. Well, my training day on Tues proved me drastically wrong about the former. The girls aren't ugly as such, just ungroomed, and blatent beni-clones. I swear the whole day stank of some freaky genetic cloning technology, all to create the perfect benebabe. It wouldn't have surprised me if I'd walked into a pristine operating theatre and been asked to strip to have my bene-chip implanted. No I am not exaggerating, yes it was that bad. The day gave me migraine, literely.
Uni this morning was as interesting as every, at least in this lecture I actually learnt something. Even if it is how to change the words 'Composed upon Westminster Bridge' into 'Limbo said sup on less wine sir, bride'. Believe it or not that took 20 minutes to come up with...and 'A man, A plan, A canal -Panama!' reads the same backwards. I didn't come up with that one...
FIN.